Two weekends ago Fern made an impulsive furniture buying trip to Ikea all the way from Penang. As her ji mui, I was obliged to accompany her while she shopped for a total of five hours from 3pm to 8pm.

Five freaking hours.

In order to pass time, I engaged myself in a game of make belief by pretending to be Peter Rabbit.

I also pretended to be a damsel with a Pit Bull and a twisted Retriever in distress.

While Fern happily shopped and swung around.

And finally, she checked out with a bill of Rm600+